Historical romance—just like contemporary romance, only with more petticoats. And rampaging members. No, wait, we have those in contemporary romance, too.
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Tess Blanchard and the Duke of Rotham have been at loggerheads for years—which, of course, means he’s secretly been wanting her to touch his rampaging manhood forevah—until one night when he slips her the tongue. And, as the Bible says, it was good, mainly because it was soon followed by some…
Cara McKenna—when she’s hot, she is on FAHR!!
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Robin loves her boyfrend, Jay, and he wants to marry her. However, she’s had the not-so-secret hots for Patrick, a swarthy, strapping lumberjack (and as the song goes, that’s okay) who once saved her from a near-attack. When Robin doesn’t say yes to Jay’s proposal right away, he gives her…
It is my dearest wish that my child discovers my reading list only after I am looooong gone.
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Yes, I’m on the run from my abusive ex-boyfriend and scared to death because he’s stalking me, and he’s going to KEEEEEL me. My car breaks down in Daly, Wyoming where the ratio of men to women is 541:7, and the mechanics will fix my car if I agree to sleep with them. All FOUR of them. (Hey,…
For those of us who suffer from series-itis, you can’t go wrong with Sydney Croft. Full of the hotness, yo.
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“Tempting the Fire”? I would be more apt to call this “Fire in the Hole!” Love me some Sydney Croft because of the hot sex and sexual tennnnnnsion, and this book is de Post Man because it delivers. The main h/h are going at it; the secondary h/h are going at it; and the third h/h are going…
Sometimes I can’t tell if I liked some of these books or not.
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Arthur approaches the Duchess of Millford, asking her to tutor him in the ways of making love—even though he’s already dipped his wick several times and apparently knows where his nibbly bits go.
His main concern is that —GAWSP!!—he has a huuuuuuge Penis (yes, it has its own capital…
Short on time but still want to leave feeling satisfied? This one’s for you.
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Hoyt writes some very nice historical romances. This is a short, in-between-stories story. Coral owns a high-class brothel, and Captain Isaac Wargate is the tight-ass boss who comes to round up his shipmates. The captain wins Coral in a card game and gets to have her for seven nights.Hey,…
Beth Kery—one-stop shopping from the privacy of your own home.
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I’m a simple woman with simple tastes in reading. Gimme a little P-in-V action, and my va-china runneth over. Bring your hot Navy SEAL friend in for a threesome throwdown, and I will think that I have died and gone to Do Me Up the No-No Hole Heaven. Give said Navy SEAL a Lucha…
Love the cover. The insides…not so much. Yeah, my first post, and I’m not sure my technical skills have improved much since then.
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Ummm…this is my first tumblr post EVAH, and I don’t even know if I’m doing this right, so I feel like I’m either going to vomit or pee my pants. Good times. I like to recommend (or not) books to my friends, so I’ve done a few “one minute” reviews and hope you don’t mind me submitting one.
So Taylor is a wedding planner who also happens to be a virgin, and she wants to have sex so she can answer her clients’ questions about sex. Even though many of these clients have lived together for several years. And have had sex. I guess I wasn’t aware that wedding planners were the Masters & Johnson in their field.
I like it all—contemporary porn, historical porn, porn porn. Let me help you make your one minute selection.
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The Truth About Lord Stoneville is the first of the “Hellions of Halstead Hall” series.
The Halstead Hall siblings must marry in a year or their grandmother—who has their best interests at heart as do all meddling, wretched family members who put you through ungodly hell to teach you a…
I’m reblogging some bits I posted on Romance Club because it’s much easier to plagiarize myself than to input this shiz all over again.
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This is an erotic/menage story—with Aussies no less! BONUS! Rob and Joe have done everything together since they were kids, and now they’re doing the park ranger. They get lost snowboarding in the Rockies but are rescued by Anna—the ranger—who has to decide whether to radio home base, rescue…